Damn I Love Fireworks - Long Sleeve T-Shirt canton Two dollars says the paperboy

Two dollars says the paperboy still wants a word about it

East 93rd and Sandusky is a ghost story for people who consider rented shoes a love language

with "OF PANCAKES" in white on a red banner below

Printed on our super soft 100% ring-spun & combed cotton long sleeve T-Shirt

Bold block text reads "SKYSCRAPERS" above a cartoon anthropomorphic skyscraper character in a batting stance holding a baseball bat

Damn I Love Fireworks - Long Sleeve T-Shirt canton Two dollars says the paperboyDILF printed across a man's chest does exactly zero percent of its work as a fireworks acronym. The subtitle shows up three seconds too late, like a chaperone arriving after prom's already over. The Details: Large yellow starburst shape with distressed halftone texture displays '1 1 2" 80 16' in small white text at top. Bold red block letters outlined in white read "DILF" at center, with white text below reading "DAMN I LOVE FIREWORKS." Lower labels