Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:S Green serif text reading "ESTD"

Green serif text reading "ESTD" and "1985" flanks a gray circular saw blade icon at the bottom

Walking in a winter wonderland requires a very specific cadence

Inspired by Uncle Buck

Retro cartoon portrait of Chet smirking with a cigar tops a red sign shape

Celebrating a successful bowel movement with the enthusiasm of a stick figure who just won the decathlon suggests the bar for personal victory has never been lower

Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:S Green serif text reading "ESTD"Johnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence. Four weeks of paperboy debt collection deserves its own currency. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Cream rectangular currency border frames ornate scrollwork in muted green and grey ink, with large numeral "2" marks in each corner. A posterized oval portrait sits left center, flanked by green serial numbers reading