Aloha Beaches v2 - Unisex Tank Top Size:XS Wearing a dead war's battle

Wearing a dead war's battle flag to brunch is peak lovable meathead energy

Winning a suburban battle of the bands shouldn't reshape human civilization

Bold block lettering in white and yellow reads "thE PRICE IS WRong BitCH" in mixed uppercase and lowercase across the badge

Arched navy block text reads "KEOKUK" above large red-orange outlined text reading "PIRATES

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Aloha Beaches v2 - Unisex Tank Top Size:XS Wearing a dead war's battleAloha as a greeting works both coming and going, which makes it the most passively aggressive word in any language. Somehow putting it next to "Beaches" only made the plausible deniability stronger. The Details: Bold, rounded orange block letters read "ALOHA" above a retro tropical scene depicting an orange semicircle sun, teal and white ocean waves, a green palm tree, and small birds in silhouette. Elegant white cursive script below reads "Beaches."