Jive Turkey - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Navy Bowling alleys that stayed open

Bowling alleys that stayed open 24 hours were the original third place for people who needed somewhere to be at 2 AM that wasn't a bar

Distressed white block text in a bold sans-serif font reads "JUST HERE TO ESTABLISH AN ALIBI" across three lines

surrounded by white stars and four-pointed starbursts

Inspired by Masters of the Universe

Preemptive declarations of cocktail preference save everyone the awkward small talk at the resort bar

Jive Turkey - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Navy Bowling alleys that stayed openCalling someone a jive turkey was the 1970s equivalent of a devastating performance review, delivered with enough groove that the FCC just nodded along. Somehow the insult aged better than every person who originally used it. The Details: Distressed white retro 1970s style bubble lettering reads "Jive" across the upper portion. A weathered white illustration of a turkey in profile faces left, displaying a full fanned tail, rendered in a vintage grunge