I Shaved My Balls For This? - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black zero apologies from a man

zero apologies from a man who found enlightenment at the deli counter

Places like this didn't just serve mai tais

and Danny Ocean brought the earthquake

Calling a roller rink in Buffalo a "refined atmosphere" took the same delusional confidence as putting angel wings on two people one pothole away from a compound fracture

Guyabeetus is less a parody and more a diagnosis you can read from across the parking lot

I Shaved My Balls For This? - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black zero apologies from a manManscaping with a razor near the most anxious real estate on the human body is an act of pure, delusional optimism. That question mark is just a man performing a cost benefit analysis in real time, and the math is not mathing. The Details: Distressed white bubble text in a retro groovy style reads "I shaved my balls for this?" with a worn, weathered screen print texture across the chest. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Tank with ribbed trim.