The Last Starfighter - Unisex T-Shirt halloween Distressed red block text below

Distressed red block text below reads "'MERI-" followed by distressed blue block text reading "CAAAAAW

A cigarette with a golden filter

That smug worm knows the real corruption is in the marketing department

" Large decorative serif lettering reads "DUFRESNE & REDDING" above a ribbon banner bearing "FISHING CHARTERS" in bold block letters

Two dollars says the paperboy still wants a word about it

The Last Starfighter - Unisex T-Shirt halloween Distressed red block text belowDropping quarters into that cabinet wasn't a waste, it was a military entrance exam from a civilization too desperate to care about your GPA. Centauri's recruitment standards make every other enlistment office look painfully honest. Inspired by The Last Starfighter. The Details: Weathered white bold text reading "DEFEND THE FRONTIER" arches above a circular emblem with dot separators. A distressed red, white, and light blue stylized Gunstar spacecraft