Ask Your Mom if I'm Real - Unisex Hoodie hobbs Bold white distressed text below

Bold white distressed text below reads "IT CAME WIT DE FRAME

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Ask Your Mom if I'm Real - Unisex Hoodie hobbs Bold white distressed text belowSanta winking while telling kids to ask their mom if he's real is the most unhinged way to announce an affair since the invention of Christmas cards. Dad's not mad about the lie, he's mad about the chimney. The Details: Distressed white block text arches across the top reading "ASK YOUR MOM." A retro cartoon winking Santa face in a red and white hat with a large white beard sits centered, flanked by green holly leaves with red berries. Curved