Perino's - Los Angeles, CA - Vintage Restaurant - Unisex Hoodie Color:Black Dark text below reads "You're

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A cartoon figure in a top hat and formal suit stands above white cursive reading "A Family Tradition" and red and white block text reading "WARNING: CONTAINS LIGHTER FLUID

Perino's - Los Angeles, CA - Vintage Restaurant - Unisex Hoodie Color:Black Dark text below reads "You'rePerino's on Wilshire Boulevard stood as Los Angeles royalty from the 1930s through the early 1980s. Hollywood's elite gathered there not to be seen, but to dine with a reverence few restaurants ever commanded. Some establishments serve meals, but Perino's served an era. Part of our Vintage Restaurant collection, celebrating the classic American menus of yesteryear. The Details: Scattered white stars of varying sizes surround elegant white cursive