Man I Love Fireworks - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Arched golden-yellow serif text reads

Arched golden-yellow serif text reads "PUNXSUTAWNEY

Arched distressed white text reads "DAVID'S NOODLES" above a cartoon portrait of David in a dark leather jacket with spiked golden-yellow hair

and a fixed scowl

Buying the insurance is cheaper than the emotional toll

Arched red serif text reads "TOO COOL FOR" above a blue engraving-style portrait of Benjamin Franklin wearing pixelated "deal with it" meme sunglasses

Man I Love Fireworks - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Arched golden-yellow serif text readsPrinting "MILF" in giant red letters and hiding the explanation underneath in smaller font is the graphic design equivalent of burying bad news on a Friday. Plausible deniability has never relied so heavily on strategic font sizing. The Details: Yellow starburst shape fills the background behind large distressed red block letters with white outlines reading "MILF," with small white text above reading "1 1 2"," "80," and "16." White text below reads