Brad Hamilton - Captain Hook Fish & Chips - Unisex T-Shirt wlmfgog Hans Gruber falling off Nakatomi

Hans Gruber falling off Nakatomi Plaza counts as holiday magic

Ricky Bobby would have lapped the entire Continental Congress and still found time to thank baby Jesus

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Matrix canceled that reservation with two syllables and zero guilt

but Harry and Marv treat every visit like a mandatory appointment they cannot reschedule

Brad Hamilton - Captain Hook Fish & Chips - Unisex T-Shirt wlmfgog Hans Gruber falling off NakatomiEarning Employee of the Month right before telling customers exactly where to shove their fish is the most beautifully doomed achievement in fast food history. Keeping that pirate hat on was apparently the hill worth dying on. Inspired by Fast Times at Ridgemont High. The Details: A digital illustration of Brad Hamilton in a pirate tricorn hat with skull and crossbones sits above white text reading "May" and "1982." Bold white Western serif text reads